Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Paris-Dijon

The first leg of our trip was to Dijon where got some good old fashioned family time.

I have to say that I am not sure if my family seducing skills are as strong in France as they are in the US. I can usually charm the pants off of anyone's parents within the first 10 minutes of meeting them. It's my combination of "utterly polite" and "super sweet". Add in the fact that I am pint sized and you have a professional.



Though my good manners have gotten me into trouble more than once when meeting french families.

"Yes of course I'll have some red wine. The champagne and white wine we already had from your private collection were lovely".





Do you see what I mean? I am not a heavy drinker and I am not very big. Coupled with politeness, this is a recipe for me falling asleep at the table.



So 1 three hour lunch and 1 hour walk in 95 degree heat later, we are on our way to yet another family home where we will have another copious meal and stay for the night. Hooray for multiple multi course meals!

No really. Hooray for the fact that we are only staying with peoples families for the the first night.


Paris-Dijon

It strikes me as funny that we would end up making our French road trip in a FORD.


Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Monday, September 6, 2010

Summer Vaca

I tried to hang on to my guilt trip for not having a job but it didn't work out.

So instead of staying home I went on vacation. It's a moral obligation for all people living in France to go on vacation. Legally after working one year they have 35 working days of paid vacation. Yes, 7 weeks.


So I settled on a road trip through France.

Coffee

Why is it that coffee makes my pee smell like chicken soup?




Thursday, September 2, 2010

nude mammifaires


"The Blond with the Naked Breasts"


Another marvel of french movie titling.
(and no it's not a porno)

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Moldy Cheese


My favorite American response to blue-green fuzzy spots on cheese is "That is going to make you sick."

Which is so true because we all know the French got sick and died out long ago because of all the moldy cheese they ate.