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Single Parisian, 43 year old man,
cute, slim, would like to be seduced
by a sweet, charming woman,
sincere, sensual, cerebral, sometimes
loving to lead during lovemaking.
nnnnnnn@aliceadsl.fr

There is an english speaking magazine/free press. It has vocabulary games, crosswords, but mostly advertisements and personal ads. This ad appeared under 'Friendship'. I apparently have the wrong kind of girlfriends.

Another one of my favorites that ran for several months, also under friendship, was a 40 something man looking for a nice girl, he wanted to write a book with her, about her.
Comedy.