phone calls from the edge...

So this is a snippet of me talking with my mom today on the phone....

Mom: How is it over there?  Snowy and cold? 

KB: No it's rainy and wet this year.
(KB hacking cough)
Mom:  Oh you have a cold.  What are you taking? 

KB:  Nothing.  I am just waiting for it to work itself out.

Mom:  You're not eating any cheese or bread, or drinking any wine are you? 

I'm sorry, have you heard of this little place I've lived in for 3 years called BreadCheese&Wineville?  Alias: FRANCE?

KB: no 

Mom:  You are not eating any of that?

KB: No.