I think I have a problem

I actually went to two different stores to get this 'Breast Smoked' - Pwoi treen  fuu-may

I was never a big fan of bacon.  As a kid I found it too salty and oily. 
I can't think of what would have changed my mind. 

Maybe Magical Frantasyland has special bacon with Magical Frantasyland crack in it that makes it addictive. 

Or maybe I am just getting older and the full fat ice cream on my ass wanted company.