...and it is not even mine.

 A male friend of mine pulled this out of a shopping bag with a bunch of other metal plates about 2 weeks after this post.  I don't know why he had it or where he got it, but I immediately took a photo and sent it to our 6 foot tall friend (big splash) who thinks I am waging war on his manhood. 

"But non!"  I say (because I am Franglish) "You just can't leave piss on my walls!"

Here, it is like that!!!