While I was staying with our friends outside of Paris we went shopping for groceries. My friend's wife Betty (they are from the UK) asks me what we should get for breakfast and I say "yogurt." A perfectly reasonable thing to have for breakfast.
Well apparently yogurt in France includes crack.
Betty says to me "We can't have yogurt in the house because Mike will only eat yogurt until it's all gone."
It is a good thing I only take yogurt with Vitamin D.
And that I am excellent at hiding things.
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