Since I know you have been dying to know, this is how my miracle is doing.
But I kept them alive!
Do you have a significant other that does things that make you go hmmm (i.e. idiocy)? Mine tries to cut tomatoes with a non serrated knife.
Why don't you just smash them into the cutting board and then rip them apart with with your fingers.
In other tomato news, I had one of these the other day
Delightful. And completely worth 1€50
And I stumbled on this website: seedsavers
I wish my seeds would make fruit.