I think I have a problem
I actually went to two different stores to get this 'Breast Smoked' - Pwoi treen fuu-may
I was never a big fan of bacon. As a kid I found it too salty and oily.
I can't think of what would have changed my mind.
Maybe Magical Frantasyland has special bacon with Magical Frantasyland crack in it that makes it addictive.
Or maybe I am just getting older and the full fat ice cream on my ass wanted company.