You cannot ask your 2 abnormally good looking and well dressed parisian children (1 girl and 1 boy, of course) to name their cute, fat, little labrador (because all medium sized dogs are fat here).
Why you might ask?
Because if you have a full breed dog you must name him/her using the designated letter for that year.
So you cannot name it Spot or Blue because this year the letter for France is "F". As declared by the Livre des Origines Français (The official dog geneaology register). Recording your dogs name since 1885.
Fifi? Franc? Fantine?