Friendship in 30 words

What do you want in a new friend?

I want someone I can laugh with, do crazy things. Someone who is stylish with a meticulous and practical eye for clothing and accessories to help me in not looking like I stepped out of Little Cottonwood Canyon. Someone who likes to workout. Oh yea and someone who is gourmande, which translates to one of the 7 deadly sins of gluttony, even when they say it, the french look at you with a glint in their eye as if they were saying "oh you wicked little devil"

So, I found some ads for FRIENDSHIP in the english speaking journal of Paris.

Actually, I do this a lot. It is my comic relief. It reminds me how different all of our "ads" might be when looking for a new friend. And also because it is pure comedy.

Parisian German professor seeks

charming friend who likes music

and poetry for a nice love story.

or

Gentleman seeking a good

honest lady to share the

dance of life. You could be

the one :)

but the real coup d'état is this one:

Hello beautiful black lady with

long legs, your french doctor

is waiting for you in Paris.