"Ladies First!" said Pamela Purse

I am the fourth child.

This meant the sleeves were long, the ski pants two seasons old, the sports equipment has already seen 3 lifetimes of use and, if we are continuing the "seniority" theme, (which is the case 99% of the time) I never get the front seat or first pick.

And now, my friends, I live in France where it is all about beautiful women. At first, this was a bit disconcerting. I couldn't understand why my boss would literally hold every door and wait until I went through. Why at the dinner table I am served 2nd (sometimes 1st if there is not an older woman at the table).

But now I'm over it. Being served 1st suits me just fine.

Suck on that Meggan!

(PS I still love you)